Tom

When our kids were little we used to play a game with them called "Guess Who." I am not sure exactly how this got started, but I am laying the blame directly at the feet of my most remarkable No. 3 daughter--Sydney. I believe Syd suggested to her siblings that I somehow look like Tom, a character in the game. Personally, I don't see it, but Tom nevertheless stuck visa-vis moi. In an act of disobedience that would place any child's inheritance in jeopardy, one of my children secretly removed Tom from the game and posted him on the fridge, where he hung for many years. Everytime, I removed Tom and threw him in the garbage, he would mysteriously reappear on the fridge. I eventually tired of this game and just played along. I am pretty sure this most dangerous act was to remind everyone in our family what a doofus I am. At least that's how I interpreted this 15 years ago. Actually, it still kind of feels like that.



Regardless, the question remains: Can you look like Tom, and still be uber-cool like me? I have included a survey above and would like your feedback only if your answers are a, b, or c. (In fairness to my children, I used to wear glasses more consistently than I do now.)